when people assume i’m straight i feel so insulted, like am i not gay enough?? do i need to step up my queer game??
There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.
A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone
dogs deserve to live forever
And humans don’t?
i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean
I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated
boys who hate bright lipsticks because “itll get all over them” fail to realize it will come nowhere near them
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers
*BURSTS THROUGH WALL* I AM NOT AS FINE AS I SEEM
*uprights fallen vase* pardon
"can i ask you something?" my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief
you know that stage you went through where you hated being a girl and you just resented yourself and everything having to do with girly things because you were so sick of pink and barbies being pushed on you so you like full force rejected that shit and you were just so full of hate and vitriol at anything even the slightest bit “girly” yeah gender norms will fuck you up